Farfel’s Farm and Rescue – Very Stable Genius Trump Dog Squeaker Toy for Large and Small Dogs of any Political Persuasion

Parody Dog Toys

Farfel’s Farm & Rescue’s Trump funny presidential parody squeaker dog toy benefits our rescue efforts. This fetch toy says it exactly as it is: No Collusion, Rigged Witch Hunt, Alternative Facts, Fake News, Bigly. He is a Very Stable Genius with a Very, Very Large Brain (on his butt). Donald Trump has spoken each word on Farfel’s “Very Stable Genius” chew toy – many times. Farfel’s Farm & Rescue saves hundreds of dogs from high-kill shelters in the South yearly. We even have a dog and cat boutique in downtown Boulder Colorado since 2005. All of our products are prime quality and aimed at making your pet’s life more fun and enjoyable.

Laugh and help Farfel’s Farm & Rescue, a vocal supporter of those who benefit animals, and a vocal resister of those who abuse, neglect or harm animals.

BITE, CHEW, SQUEAK – Let your dog get aggressive and wild with this durable, poly canvas stuffed squeaker toy.
THE ART OF THE SHMEAL – Not just a Trump toy, but a hilarious gift of the most efficient phrases yet uttered by the Donald.
START AN ENTERTAINING TUG OF WAR – Your puppy will have numerous fun playing with The us’s (or perhaps Russia’s) pet (or perhaps puppet). Even vigorous chewers will have long-lasting amusement.
WHO NEEDS A BALL, ROPE, OR BONE TO CHEW ON? – Make Dogs’ Lives Great Again. Putin approves. And The us’s #45 is mouthing his satisfaction.
Your purchase of this plush chewing toy will help Farfel’s Farm & Rescue in our mission to match rescue dogs with amazing ceaselessly families, more than 3,000 saved rescues in 16 years. We also donate to the National Resources Defense Council for each Trump product we sell to help save wildlife and the environment.