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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild is a company that creates unique and whimsical products inspired by art, philosophy, and intellectual discourse.
We offer a range of products including toys, games, home decor, and gifts, all infused with humor and intelligence.
At The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, our mission is to bring philosophy and laughter to everyday life.
Gifts for book worms,
Star Trek fans, nature lovers,
and everyone else!

How did we get our start?
Our origins are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Unemployed Philosophers Guild’s birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Others argue it dates from the High Middle Ages.
More recently, historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to New York City in the late 90s, when two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people’s needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.
If you’re unemployed, how come you have a job?
We are employed, just not as philosophers.

Is Discontinued By Manufacturer : No
Product Dimensions : 1.75 x 2.25 x 1 inches; 1.6 ounces
Manufacturer recommended age : 12 months and up
Item model number : S4633
UPC : 814229008088
Manufacturer : The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
ASIN : B076JKNJ41
Best Sellers Rank: #174,376 in Arts, Crafts & Sewing (See Top 100 in Arts, Crafts & Sewing) #878 in Soap Making Molds
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